Pacific archipelago nation whose main exports are tourism, coffee and all-blacks. After years of being ignored, annoyed western powers in the early 2000s by establishing significant trade deals with China, although not, as yet, inclusive of the export of all-blacks. In recent times, it has had spats with neighbours Fiji (over something nobody understood, but could be about who produced the more talented all-blacks), and Samoa (over the latter's proposed dateline time travel which would make Tonga's claim to be "the first country in the world to see dawn" something of a lie, and thereby hit one of the other main exports).
A generally friendly population who stopped eating people in the 1950s. They like fatty foods, dislike salad, and love gold (especially in teeth).
No comments:
Post a Comment