India

Like Spain, largest-democracy-on-the-planet-India is multiple countries masquerading as one. Huge and intimate, dangerous and fun, filthy and magical, it inspires and induces nausea in equal amount. Famous for being a bridge too far for Colin Farrell. Liked by self-important western hippies trying to find themselves. Or trying to lose themselves. Or trying to find someone else. Or trying to cop off with other self-important western hippies. Disliked by people who break out in a rash when faced with self-important western hippies.

Left beating England in rugby to its Antipodean colonies and immediate neighbours, in football to the rest of the world, and focused instead on beating it in cricket.