The Netherlands

The Dutch are the only nation of people on Earth who genuinely, honestly like the English. As a race, sanctimonious and fun-free, despite ready and legal access to recreational drugs. Institutionalised slashing of foreigners' car tyres on the national Queen's Birthday holiday, with Germans in particular always targetted. Responsibly for that paradox in other people where they claim to like the Dutch generally, but think every individual Dutch person they know or have met turns out to be a twat.