Iron (Norn)

Two thirds of a province of a peripheral European island, prone to sporadic but generally short-lived outbursts of peace. The Northern Irish have spent centuries locked in bitter battles with their sworn-enemies, the Northern Irish, so modern day trade is in revisionist history, weapons, and bile. Not fondly thought of for anything other than the 1982 World Cup and some rocks off the north coast the locals have been unable to rip up and lob at each other. The place to go for alcoholics needing organ transplants. Capital Belfast once known as the best place in the world to get shot.