Fun-free land-locked European Nazi-gold reserve. Famous for chocolate and watches and having an ultra-secret banking code. Less famous for being the home of FIFA, a byword for corruption in the 21st century. Not famous at all for friendly, welcoming natives. They make the Germans look like a race of stand-up comedians, which is stretching relativity to the point of being harsh on the Germans.
Despite not having a coastline, once won the America's cup - a yacht race - by buying the boat and crew of a team which had previously known success. In the planet-as-house-party metaphor, it is the model who broods in the corner, doesn't drink, refuses to talk to anyone she considers beneath her and ultimately has the depth of a Petri dish.
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