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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Thailand

Appendix shaped Asian country popular with everybody except the Thais. Along with farms in the west of Ireland, one of only two places in the world where alcoholic drinks are served in buckets. The locals are universally alarmingly nice, except when they are couping, which is on average once every 20 minutes. Trades on a reputation of being cheap for tourists, where in reality it isn't anymore. A surgical strike on Hat Rin at full moon would dramatically increase the average global IQ, while simultaneously ridding the world of all remaining Bob Marley cassettes.

Not known as a rugby powerhouse, and recently tried to steal a temple from Cambodia.

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