Wales

Peopled by those who were too soft for the booze cruise to Ireland when the Celts were marauding their way through North Western Europe. They like singing and rugby, and singing at the rugby. They don't like the English, most of whom would be hard pressed to locate Wales on a map. Of Wales. Has a Prince, who hasn't been actually Welsh since the 1400s. Capital Cardiff pretends to be edgy with all the bravado of a very well behaved child stealing a biscuit he would have been given if he'd asked. Mostly harmless, largely irrelevant and almost universally safe.