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Sunday, October 14, 2012

Honduras


Coup-happy central American country of over-aggressives and holidaying Americans. Famous but not well liked for going to war with just about everybody (including itself) for the most spurious of reasons.

The original banana republic.

Bolivia


Occupational Health and Safety unsafe Andean republic liked by most of its neighbours for unilaterally losing wars and ceding land, notably its coastline to Chile, its iconic lake to Peru and its jungle to Brazil (thank you Percy Fucking Fawcett). Won a war with Paraguay, but still managed to lose its desert. Population subsists on corn snacks and coca tea, used to combat the altitude which wrecks visiting football teams.

Popular with GM companies, not popular with Paraguayans.